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At least till she found her computer stuck on a porn site. Imagine trying to explain bondage and the other fetishes to your preteen little girl. If this wasn't bad enough, it was a viral site. It locked her computer to the site and would not let go. She ended up not only with a traumatized girl, but she lost her computer as well. It took her about a week before finding out that her computer was trashed and that the site had hacked her personnel info. I found out through a nice add that was sent from her computer to all her email contacts for pills to enlarge a certain part of the mail body. When I called her to ask why she thought I needed these pills, she filled me in on what happened.

The word hypocrite comes from the Greek word which is pronounced almost exactly as we pronounce it today. Its origin was in the ancient Greek theater where actors wore masks to hide their real faces while they played the parts of others - they were pretenders or hypocrites. Fortunately the word no longer applies to those who perform on the stage but to those who pretend in everyday life.

You may have watched some porno films once in a while and picked a few phrases here and there but, do not go off screaming them. What you say has to come from deep inside you. You have to describe what you feel in the simplest yet naughtiest or sexiest way possible. The best way to talk dirty is to set the mood through flirting and sexting if you are not together and keep it going during foreplay.

And what about the incident in Orange County, CA where the performer makes a comment about Linda Ronstadt and audience starts booing and the performer responds with how America used to be a place where you could openly discuss your views. Ha! Twenty thousand people and he's the only one with a microphone! Open discussion, my ass.

ProfessorGillford: The results of my study are that the longer a females feet touch the ground the more promiscuous she becomes, look at birds and fish both mate for life - low leg contact. Now consider lower mammals and insects they just can't get enough - massive leg contact. The first thing that women take off during sex, anywhere, are their shoes, have you ever wondered about that? Why even when a woman is drunk she will insist on taking off her sm66 shoes before any hanky panky.

Endorsements have been something that people have been seeking forever. Whether they are of a personal nature to substantiate one's character or in the business world for a product or service. When these endorsements are given, they usually are presented freely without the endorser expecting much in return.